January 2010
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“I must say that Filipinos are still one of the best races to fall in love with....”
– modernsisa (via pinoytumblr)
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Laughtrip to si Vice Ganda =))
(Nakakita sya ng gwapo, di nkapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nkikita ka pbang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga. ;)
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapacofine ako. Malamang magpapagas gasolinahan ‘to db? Alangan magpaconfine ako dto, tpos dextrose ko yung unleaded gasoline nyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. ;))
(Sumakay sya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong 2 yan, nkakahiya kasi syo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, 2 na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo tong jeep. ;)))
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun nman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nkabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung msakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-sahre mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbunguan tayo. Laruin ntin, ipauso ntin, bungu-bunguan.
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Senator Pimentel--Shame on you!
jimparedes:
In an official senate ethics hearing on Villar’ alleged double insertion on the C5 extension project,
ROXAS : I had no insertions, period…Let alone an insertion for a road to pass through any such property..”
PIMENTEL: Well, I am sure that after your marriage, you had some insertions”.
ROXAS:That is an affront on my wife (Korina Sanchez), Mr. President!”.
Pimentel-You’re...
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“For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.”
– Virginia Woolf (via bitchville)
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arra meets sanco del in vancouver after three...
three years ago, feb something during enei's 21st bday, i asked a favor to make a phonecall for my bf that time sa bahay ni sanco del, and so after i made it, this is the convo that we had wif enei who was already drunk at that time
enei : sanco, si belle papunta n ng canada
sanco del : talaga?! magkita n lang tau dun ha!
me: hahahha..palabiro ka pa ren talaga sanco!!sa june na alis ko..
and yess, we never knew that he was already processing his papers goin to canada at that time.. so after three months, enei just told me that he was already in alberta.
and the rest was history.
until, yesterday we meet again..
sanco del: grabe belle, antaba mu!! (laughs sarcastically)
me : ah ganun?! bakit kau ganyan?! iisa lang ang reaksyon nyo!!
sanco del : ok lang yan, maganda ka pa ren nman!!
me : asus!nambola ka pa!!
and then..while looking for a merienda in which we ended up having NY fries..
sanco del: ui, kamusta n kau ng bf mu?
me : sinong bf?
sanco del : ung nagsusundo sau sa LRT nun? antagal nyo na pala noh?!
me : huh?! ahh si jayson?! asus nman sanco, antagal n nmen hiwalay!! bago ako nagpunta dto, nag break na kame..
sanco del: d nga?!
me: uu kaya!! ai sha!!
sanco del : kala ko kau pa ren til now, para kasing d k n pakakawalan nun eh..
me : (laughs)
sanco del : well, sabagay mahirap ang long distance love affair.. anu ba dahilan?
me : well, siguro dahil papunta n ako dto or pwede ko ding sabihin ne mei ibang involve.
sanco del: ahhhhh..
we talked alot of things some are kinda private but mostly we had tons of laughters..
then bago umuwe,
me: (sprayed perfume) pabango ako, kasi amoy lutong ulam ako eh..hehe
sanco del : anu ba yan?! hanggang ngaun nman eh maarte ka pa ren d k nman aamuyin ng katabi mu sa bus eh..( laughs)
me : xempre nman sanco maarte ako eh! (laughs) pero mei maarte pa kaya saken!
sanco del : ai, uu si mitch,,unang kita mu dun kala mu simple pero mas maarte pala sa inyo..si enei sinasabihan ko din un n maarte eh..
me : (laughs)
one thing for sure, his uncle was a certified businessman in vancouver that owned Josephine's resto in main street, and yess, i had a free dinner!!say, it was talong ,bagoong and sinigang wif steamy rice!!!oh whatta good life!!
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not too late for 2010!
oh hello there tumblr world!.. :)
well, well, its almost the end of the month and voila, its February- the love month (awww!!)
and yess, tonite, i will just post a lil bit of spontaneity on how i started my new year.. trivially, i usually write blogs about my resolutions and superficial blueprint on what i should expect or should do for the said year but this time i didnt do ANYTHING about it..
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“For we walk by faith, not by sight.” -2 corinthians 5:7”
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“that is why for Christ’s sake,I delight in weaknesses in insults in...”
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arra and gia YM convo- just a blog
we've been chatting for almost i can say everyday for almost one year.. and honestly it was almost like 24/7, i just want to remind you that im not getting any of the latest chikkas about the gf of my ex err well, sometimes it is our topic that we are so laughing out loud, making pintas and making fun about her.. ( yes, we sure are the mean girls)..although, it is not appropriate to maintain the communication with the ex's fam but, this kid truly touched my heart, as she supported me and helped me to get through wif tough times whether it is about a broken-heart or even some personal stuff..
Background: we didnt even expect that we are gonna be close, as we considered ourselves as SOUL sistahs, and her dad is still hoping that it is gonna be for real..(duh?! much) and so yeah, i was her kuya's ex gf, enough said..
oh yeah we chat alot, we discussed tons and sometimes its just the same topic we are talking about or even there were times that we dont know what to talk about.. for the past year since we started this bonding, she worked with two offices already and currently, she is working on a night shift ( Ph time) and we can still manage to chat and chat and chat and chat.. i love her more now than her panget na kuya! (jowks!)
we talked about funny things though i wasnt able to retrieve our YM convos, here are some of the sneak peek (not that funny), not in a verbatim form yet, it has at least the thought of it.. (mai-share lang ba)
TOPIC: body figure
arrabellegonzales: alam mu ba day, nabawasan ako ng 7pounds!
jopia_03: talaga eh d mabuti!
arrabellegonzales: haisst, sana maibalik ko ung katawan ko nung plm days ko
jopia_03: ay uu nga girl!!
jopia_03: you look so much prettier before
arrabellegonzales: parang sinabe mu na panget na ako ngaun
arrabellegonzales: :|
jopia_03: hindi nman sa ganun...pero nagsasabe nman ako ng totoo
arrabellegonzales: (bigla tuloy ako nagisip) humanda ka saken!!iba blog ko to!
jopia_03: ay sige nga friend!! bwahahhahaha..
and so nagpalit ako ng status ko sa YM
jopia_03: uyy, sikat na pala ako!
arrabellegonzales: huh?! baket?
jopia_03: sa status mu eh, special mention ako..hehehehe..
arrabellegonzales: iba blog ko talaga toh!!
jopia_03: go!!
this morning;
arrabellegonzales: cafe world n nman!! addik!
jopia_03: heheheh..
arrabellegonzales: haisst..
jopia_03: itry mu na kasi eh
arrabellegonzales: eh ayoko nga, kasi nagbabasa na ako, hello straight ang work ko noh! halos mas matagal pa ung work ko sa tulog ko!pag pagod pa ako d ako makatulog kagad
jopia_03: eh ganun talaga..magbilang ka kasi ng tupa
arrabellegonzales: eh hindi effective saken un. and nagbabasa nman na ako.
jopia_03: ikaw iniwanan mu na ko..hindi ka na naggegames sa fb..
arrabellegonzales: well, i just wanted to excel on reading and blogging para hindi ako kalawangin in two years time balik aral ulit ako so kailangan ko to..babalik din ako pag wala na pkikinabangan ang oras ko.at least nagana ang utak ko
jopia_03: baket sa games din nman sa fb gagana ang utak mu ah! matuto ka pa. dto sa cafe world matuto ka panu magluto!
arrabellegonzales: (asar mode, i know d papatalo toh! so tuloy lang ang asaran) well, mas maganda nman kung nasa actual basis k amagluluto. matuto ka na mabubusog ka pa!
jopia_03: kahit na, ikaw nga pinabayaab mu na si akisha, at least ung virtual pet mu d ka na gagastos sa vet at d ka na mahihirapan
arrabellegonzales: bakit ung comfort, warmth and companion makukuha ba sa virtual pet?
jopia_03: basta iniwan mu si akisha
arrabellegonzales: i dont care, malaki na un kaya n nya sarili nya
jopia_03: d ka nman makakauha ng satisfaction dun
arrabellegonzales: satisfaction?naniniwala ka dun? contentment naniniwala pa ako..i found contentment in reading and blogging..
jopia_03: ai, uu nga pala contentment. :D bwahahhahaha.. ( that is how the way she laugh at me during chat time)
jopia_03: well u created akisha
arrabellegonzales: well i believe that God created you and me and that matters.. ( hahahhaha mode ako, tawa ako ng tawa sa kanya kanina)
well, patuloy pa ren ang asaran pero naputol nang naging busy ako..pero binanatan pa den ako..
arrabellegonzales: at least madadala ko to pagtanda ko wag lang magkadementia at alzheimers.. lol
jopia_03: hahahha :))
jopia_03: lalabo din ang mga mata mu sa pagbabasa
arrabellegonzales: bakit mei glasses naman at surgery!bakit d ba nakakalabo ng mata ang monitor or should is say malabo n ang mata mo! LOL
jopia_03: magtrabaho ka n nga, satsat ka pa ng satsat jan...hmp!! (sa chat nato, isang batalyong "hmmp" at "tsk..'tsk..tsk.." and makuha ko sa kanya)
and before we end our day, kahit di nagpaalam ang bruha, heto ang last chat namen 4 hours ago : )
jopia _03: pssst
jopia_03: grabe day...
..Arrabelle Gonzales: hey
..Arrabelle Gonzales: wut?
jopia_03: busy ang lola mo..
..Arrabelle Gonzales: i knoee
..Arrabelle Gonzales: hehehe
..Arrabelle Gonzales: kamusta?
jopia_03: at hndi sa cafe world
jopia_03: hahahah
..Arrabelle Gonzales: hahha
jopia_03: e2 at ;least nkhnga n rin lhit ppanu
..Arrabelle Gonzales: enjoy ba?
jopia_03: ang init2x p!
..Arrabelle Gonzales: off ko n kanuna pa
jopia_03: haaaist
..Arrabelle Gonzales: kasi pagod n ako
..Arrabelle Gonzales: kamsuta na?
jopia_03: e2 cafe world
jopia_03: at charades n rin
..Arrabelle Gonzales: hahah
..Arrabelle Gonzales: wow
..Arrabelle Gonzales: hahah
..Arrabelle Gonzales: nood ako ng pbb
..Arrabelle Gonzales: BUZZ!!!
..Arrabelle Gonzales: sorry nag dinner kame
..Arrabelle Gonzales: lol
..Arrabelle Gonzales: jan ka pa?
Offline jopia_03 has signed out.
so addik talaga xa ngaun sa cafe world..
LOL
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“Because even the seas that makes us apart is also the reason that we’re...”
– http://twitter.com/thelovestrings
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arra meets the doctor convo
last friday night, i am not really really feeling well.. so i decided to go and see a doctor..
and so there i was in the clinic waiting for the doctor to come in, feeling a bit nothin except my concern about having a stupid colds for almost four weeks!!
after a few minuted dr.C as he wanted me to call him, went inside the cubicle, examined my lungs, throat, heart and temperature and told me that i am perfectly fine.
BUT!!!
this conversation cracked me out before he gave me the prescription so i can have anti biotics to cure my cough and colds..
Dr.C : how old are you?
Arra : im 24
Dr.C : are u using birth control pills
Arra : (in state of shock and simply answered) No!
Dr.C. : do u need one?
Arra : ( thinking, where am i gonna use it? but simply answered) NO.
Dr. C: you know, blah blah blah blah ( he was telling me about these pills and in a very pursuing tone!)
Arra : (just nods)
well, at first i was like what the heck?! what am i gonna do with that?! i was there to get medications for me to feel better..but yeah, it was fine to know alot of infos from the doctor including cervical cancer.. and before i go he said,
Dr. C : just in case u need a prescription for birth control pills (handed me his calling card) im available here during fridays and if you badly need it we have 17 doctors here that u can consult with. (smiles)
Arra : err, thank you so much doc.. ( sarcastic smile indeed)
wahahha..dang!
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